Picking Daisies

2 Nov

My Sunday nights have felt emptier for the past few months and VH1 is solely to blame. There is a void in my heart that can only be filled by the whining, drinking and horrific singing of the one and the only Daisy De La Hoya.

Daisy De La Hoya, niece of boxer Oscar De La Hoya, first appeared on VH1 trying to seduce Bret Michaels, of the hair band Poison, on Rock of Love season 2. If you didn’t know, Daisy’s heart was genuinely broken by Bret and she used the reunion to go ballistic on Heather when her feelings were doubted. Thankfully, VH1 gave Daisy the opportunity to find true love again in her own kick ass reality show spin off, Daisy of Love.

Daisy of Love gave De La Hoya the opportunity to showcase her rock ‘n’ roll talents while watching her oddly dubbed beauxs (12 Pack, Flex, Sinister, Chi Chi, Weasel and London to name a few) perform extraordinary tasks like running a Daisy mannequin across a paintball field to safety and re-writing nursery rhymes into crude rap songs.

Currently Daisy is working on her music career, which, as far as I can tell, is going to be stellar. I missed Daisy so much that this year for Halloween I decided to honor the queen of reality T.V. by dressing up in her likeness.

Me and A.L. as Daisy and Bret.

Daisy, I miss your glistening mammoth lips, your gratuitous amount of layering, and your “all around badass-ness”.

Daisy De La Hoya, I miss your face- Shassie

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