He Acts,He Stays, He Shoots, He Scores.

7 Oct

Where has the strangely inspiring athletic animal whisperer Kevin Zegers gone to? All throughout the ‘90s, you knew that if there was a field or court that allowed animals Zegers was there inspiring his pets to be all that they could be so they could win the big game.

To the general public Kevin Zegers will be forever known as Josh “that boy from Air-Bud.”And for good reason; despite lack of popularity, he continued to make the same movie repeatedly. Zegers reappeared in two Air Bud sequels (Air bud:Golden Receiver, and Air bud World Pup) and a cheap knock-off with a hockey playing monkey (MVP: Most Valuable Primate).

Somehow knowing that Zegers is out there on his own, hiding from the public eye frightens me. I decided to track down his whereabouts and surprisingly it was not hard. He has been working non-stop since World Pup in 2000! Sneakily appearing in shows like Smallville and House.  Then it came back to me, a blocked memory from 2005, where Kevin frequently has sex with grotesque truck drivers for money and eventually ends up working in the porn industry in the film Transamerica.

Apparently Zac Effron's style icon.

Apparently Zegers has not vanished from the public eye at all. Next year, he will not only be appearing  in the CW’s Gossip Girl but also in the remake of Bonnie and Clyde (with H-Duff and another gem of the ‘90s, Thora Birch). 2010 could very well be the most popular year of his life.  Kevin, despite constant subconscious exposure to you since 2000, I miss your persuasive animal talk, your various oversized sport uniforms and your floppy-sloppy ‘90s bowl cut.

Kevin Zegers, I miss your face- Shassie

One Response to “He Acts,He Stays, He Shoots, He Scores.”

  1. Alicia October 19, 2009 at 11:53 am #

    Don’t forget that Fox Family original movie: Time Share. Whatta cutie looking for his first chest hair!

    Bonnie & Clyde 2.0 sounds like a treat! Though good god I hope it’s not called that.

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